Cafeteria Madness

Good afternoon Internet,

So today has been a regular day in the life of me, though it did start off way to cold to be wearing thin brown flats.

After getting over the ridiculous cold I made it to a fairly snoozy discussion class for Cultural Anthropology.

Anyways, the real highlight of my day was being lost in a sea of people as I sat down for lunch. None of my friends were in sight so I sat by my lonesome for a while. Thankfully my one friend... we'll call him Rhino, found me and we eagerly waited for some ginger to leave our corner spot. Still waiting we found another of my friends... we'll call her Juliet, and then sprang for our spot as soon as the ginger's bag left the cushion (these are cushioned seats kind of like in a restaurant booth but continuously along the edges of the wall).

Rhino and I guarded our spot and watched Juliet because she needed to recharge her lap top. Unfortunately, this interesting fellow who had previously badgered Juliet for a date entered the caf. Rhino and I looked at one another and silently screamed as we realized this... we'll call him Velociraptor , scoured the room for his next victim. We hoped he would pass Juliet without seeing her but we relaxed too soon, as after passing her, he spun around, grabbing a chair and planted himself by her side.

Apparently Velociraptor wasn't as big a pain as before, so it was all good. However, during the time she was parted from us, another of our friends... we'll call her Rapunzel, joined our corner viewing area and we waved at Juliet. Juliet waved back, but so did the guy in front of her who was also facing us. Funny story, he looked like Edward Cullen because his hair was just shaped and coloured that way. Random.

Eventually Juliet joined us and we studied a student performing a study on fellow cafeterians and we decided that if his nose were bigger and his jaw more square that he would have a striking resemblance to Adrien Brody. Rhino then left so it was just us three girls.

We decided to look around the room and rate the guys: a fun yet shallow game... oh well. After a while, a girl in our area started laughing then got up and left. Still laughing. Then the couple to the other side of us looked at us funny and the guy said "Are you really rating guys?" Yes, yes we are.

During this time, Edward Cullen kept looking up and over at us in the way that he does in the movie, and every time we would be looking at him and yeah, we laughed each time!

We also got told about another fancy safarian shin-dig down at the pub on campus later this afternoon, but none of us can make it as we are all poor.

How do you say poor? "p-oo-r" or "pore"?

We continued to sit there and then I saw my friend Mr. Tumness and waved, whereupon Edward Cullen looked up and smiled. Then later I saw my friend Barney with his cane and waved at him, again, Edward Cullen looked up and smiled. He was too much in the viewing field of where we sat and too many times he looked into all of our eyes! Good gracious!

Well, now that there's nothing left to write about I really do have to write these papers.