Once upon a time, a valiant young cat named Prince Beau set out into the dark night in search of the high mouse sorceress named Medea. The journey would have taken less than 20 prances had it not been for the evil Count Raccoonzo, his arch nemesis!
Prince Beau had watched Count Raccoonzo reek havoc across his kingdom for years from the bay window in the dining quarters. It was his desire to strike him down if ever the encounter took place. So on this fateful night the two engaged in vicious combat.
For minutes the struggle continued until Prince Beau let out an ear-splitting MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Then... there was silence. At this time the high mouse sorceress, Medea crept from the shadows to find Prince Beau fallen to the ground and the striped tail of Count Raccoonzo retreat into the distant shrubbery. As she came upon Prince Beau she found he was not dead, but alive, with a gash splitting his left ear down the middle.
Count Raccoonzo never returned but since that night, Prince Beau continues to watch from the bay window and when chance permits he prances around the grounds of his kingdom in search of any trace of Count Raccoonzo, forever with his ear as a reminder of the battle of that night, so long ago.
The End
I am so scared...
Beau got out while I was literally taking care of his shit and when I tried to pick him up, he hissed at me.
Anyshwaz, if you don't hear from me again, it's because Beau has murdered me.... I offered a sacrifice of canned tuna, so pray I'm still alive by mornin.
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