Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Introducing Beau (aka Angus the transexual cat)

Dear Interwebs,

It has now been 2 weeks since we started living in this house with this cat and it has been decided, between my room mate (Elise) & I, that we MUST blog about this cat, so let me introduce him:

Beau is a 10 year old male cat with long-ish grey hair. He is very vocal with his meowing and very persistent in getting what he wants! This cat meows at you to follow him then shows you what he wants. He also knows how to open doors (he jumps and grabs the door handle). My room mate and I also believe that the cat is bi-polar, as he will meow at you to get attention and be pet but then turn around 2 minutes later and nip at your fingers. The lady who helps the home-owner organize her house told us that the reason his left ear is ripped is because he got into a fight with a raccoon and lost. This is only one bit of evidence of his evilness.


So I will explain our living situation first. The house is an older build in a nice neighbourhood and the only thing up to date in the house is the electrical... sort of. So my roomy and I leave Beau to his own room, therefore we share a room with side by side single beds. So we are in close quarters. I should also mention that my room mate and I like to burst out into random loud song and we meow at the cat and talk in creepy cat-lady voices to the cat, so really we kind of encourage his evil.

Anyways, we met Beau 2 weeks ago and since then he's made it clear that he is upset with his mummy leaving him with two strange university girls.

How has he shown this?The first evening we spent, we left our door open so Beau could roam freely through the night. That was a big mistake. He decided that at 5:40 in the morning he would wake us up to show us he wanted to go outside. My room mate told him off and went back to bed. Then at 6:45 he walked around my pillow and made me follow him, again showing me to the door. I then jumped back into bed and ignored him... or tried to.

He has also thrown up a lot since we've lived here, which the organizing lady told us he does everytime the home-owner leaves. It's not so bad cleaning that up because it's usually all solid and not very liquidy... unless it's tuna. So dry barf is twice and as of this morning he had two more but liquidy.

There were a few accidents which were not his fault but yesterday morning was an interesting one. I went to the bathroom first and he opened the bathroom door on me. Next my room mate went to the bathroom and he opened the door on her as well. We then went and ate breakfast then proceeded to brush our teeth. Loe and behold we found some gorgeous dense present in our bathroom sink. It's safe to say that neither my room mate or I decided against brushing our teeth after that stunt.

I am not sure what else this cat will pull on us, but he can be cute and then he pulls out his evil.

Until next devil's spawn cat stunt.

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